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广告狂人的神吐槽  

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Moneypenny 2
If one more person in my office says, "We're just like that show, Mad Men" I'm going to experience projectile vomiting.
  • ABSOLVE : 235
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  • CONDEMN : 6
Glenbow Museum / SCHMANCY: Husky
I condemn anyone who schedules a brainstorm early in the morning, then complains we had no good ideas from the brainstorm.
  • ABSOLVE : 1
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  • CONDEMN : 0
Stor&Liten: Fun Figures

My client is Mcdonald's but i always go to Burger King!
  • ABSOLVE : 214
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  • CONDEMN : 9



California Milk Processor Board: Blame, California Milk Processor Board, Goodby Silverstein & Partners, Печатная реклама
Digital strategist? I just like reading stuff on the internet, please leave me alone.
  • ABSOLVE : 206
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  • CONDEMN : 27

Xtreme Trout: Tennis

i've realized when creative is a business, it stops being creative.
  • ABSOLVE : 197
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  • CONDEMN : 8
I just stole a great, BIG idea from my junior team, changed it a little, and now it's MY great, big idea. And I'll probably win a few Lions for it too. Sucks to be a junior.
  • ABSOLVE : 28
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  • CONDEMN : 645

  • I sell my friends facebook images on stockphoto sites to make a little money for pot.
    • ABSOLVE : 117
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    • CONDEMN : 271


If I hear augmented reality one more time, I'm going to augment your reality with my f*cking fist.
  • ABSOLVE : 231
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  • CONDEMN : 12

My client likes to mark-up my copy by adding exclamation marks all over it because it sounds 'more friendly' she says. Fucking bitch.
  • ABSOLVE : 214
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  • CONDEMN : 9


I don't care about awards... I don't care about big ideas.... I don't care about being 'famous'.... I only care about one thing. The Money. Is that wrong?
  • ABSOLVE : 217
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  • CONDEMN : 33


I submitted the same copy to my boss whenever he wanted it revised and every time he would say "well, this is obviously better than the first one you sent me".
  • ABSOLVE : 1058
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  • CONDEMN : 17


My job is to convince large corporations to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars producing ideas I thought of while pooping.
  • ABSOLVE : 740
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  • CONDEMN : 12



I play at work and work at home.
  • ABSOLVE : 690
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  • CONDEMN : 28

I took a job out of desperation at a company that does shitty work that I don't believe in and that I am embarrassed to work at. It was supposed to be temporary but I've stayed for 7 years. I am as dead inside as the zombies I work with. My current portfolio and my reputation are a disgrace. At the end of the day I wonder if my life has any meaning, but then I remember that I can feed my family and pay the mortgage this month.
  • ABSOLVE : 689
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  • CONDEMN : 68
I'm really not too busy, I just don't want to design your kids birthday invitation, your wedding invitation, your husband's company logo, your blog page layout, or any other stupid crap that you've hit me up to do for free because I'm your friend/relative. I smile and nod and say if only I had the time, when the truth is I'm thinking you're a fucking freeloader who has no idea how much time and effort it takes to make something creative. Please refer to my hourly rate on the attached invoice, thanks.
  • ABSOLVE : 601
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  • CONDEMN : 21
I purposely ignore any email that says "ASAP" for at least 30 minutes on the principle that whoever uses that acronym needs to calm the fuck down.
  • ABSOLVE : 601
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  • CONDEMN : 18
I hide a cock drawing in every design I create.
  • ABSOLVE : 586
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  • CONDEMN : 33
I hide foul words in ad copy to test the proofreaders.
  • ABSOLVE : 555
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  • CONDEMN : 24

I made 3 campaigns that had pirates as a key creative element to see if I could.
  • ABSOLVE : 554
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  • CONDEMN : 32
The massively egotistical real estate developer client asked to have the logo bigger -- which, of course, is his last name. So I turned it on its side, vertically, and bled it off 3 sides of the pages, just to be a sarcastic dick. The client thought I was a genius.
  • ABSOLVE : 543
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  • CONDEMN : 8
I told my employer I needed a subscription to Rolling Stone for reference material, then changed the mailing address to my home before I left the agency.
  • ABSOLVE : 501
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  • CONDEMN : 63
I wear headphones even when I'm not listening to anything so people won't bother me.
  • ABSOLVE : 460
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  • CONDEMN : 7
After I graduated I met with the ECD at my dream agency. After I showed him my work he proceeded to hit on me THEN tell me my work wasn't good enough to even intern for him. Now I have my own agency.
  • ABSOLVE : 420
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  • CONDEMN : 8


"Man" Print Ad for Academia Evolucao by Intertotal Comunicacao  

Oh you need this ASAP? Okay, i'll have this back to you as slow as possible. Stay tuned!
  • ABSOLVE : 407
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  • CONDEMN : 47


广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
That client -- who sent my copy back to me in an envelope, which contained only burned ashes when I opened it -- he was right.
  • ABSOLVE : 401
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  • CONDEMN : 25
广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
Everybody thinks I have a great plan for my life and business but I really have no idea what I'm doing and sometimes I don't want to leave my bed because I'm terrified of the real world
  • ABSOLVE : 386
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  • CONDEMN : 14

广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
"Approved" is the sweetest word I'll ever hear.
  • ABSOLVE : 369
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  • CONDEMN : 13

广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
  • Me and a team of ten basically sold a .JPG to a corporation for $50,000.00
    • ABSOLVE : 318
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    • CONDEMN : 13

    广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
    I can't call myself a writer anymore. I am just a content mill for brands I don't believe in, in an industry I find vacuous and unfulfilling.
    • ABSOLVE : 306
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    • CONDEMN : 16

    广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
    • I sit in brainstorms and marvel over how much everyone loves the sound of their own voices.
      • ABSOLVE : 305
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      • CONDEMN : 1
      广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
      • I've worked in design for ten years and am at the top of my game and have realised it's all pointless and would rather have done woodwork or something.
        • ABSOLVE : 300
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        • CONDEMN : 15

        广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
        • I hate designers who think they're cool because they wear Ray-Ban sunglasses and have iphones in their pockets.
          • ABSOLVE : 299
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          • CONDEMN : 21

          广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
          • I stick my tongue out like Michael Jordan when I'm designing.
            • ABSOLVE : 293
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            • CONDEMN : 32

            广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
            • Art directors don't read copy before sending it across. And I have deliberately left typos to expose their inability.
              • ABSOLVE : 288
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              • CONDEMN : 88


              广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
              • Actually, I really don't give a shit whether your product sells or not.
                • ABSOLVE : 274
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                • CONDEMN : 22

                广告狂人的神吐槽 - liblog - Liblog:the 9th media
                My best ideas have been stolen from Dr. Suess. No one seems to know this and believes I am truly original and brilliant.
                • ABSOLVE : 253
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                • CONDEMN : 72

                • When I'm bored with a commercial that I'm editing, I purposely create a version that will get the art director and copywriter fighting with each other.
                  • ABSOLVE : 234
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                  • CONDEMN : 17


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